The Funny relation between Politics and Black Hole

What is funnier than the funniest Indian politician, through funny speeches making fun of the funniest promises made just for fun by other politicians? Oh, that was a lot of fun. But on a serious note, how much more fun would the politicians make of the common man?

Lalu Prasad Yadav, before kicking off the Election campaign, criticised the Pre-poll promises of Narendra Modi to provide Rs 15 Lakhs to every Indian by bringing back Black Money stashed abroad within one month. Doesn’t Lalu know? Come On! Lalu must know that Black money is like black hole. Black Hole attracts and gulps in only light while black money attracts politicians, their promises and what not. The existence of, both, black hole and black money can only be felt but they can never be seen.

What’s better than that for a politician? Any politician can make as many promises about black money, since no one can know the actual facts about it the fulfilment of the promises doesn’t matter at all. As long as you don’t catch a politician, or an official, while receiving black money, nothing is more rewarding to a politician after it reaches his Swiss bank accounts.

No political party is exempted from the temptation that is black money. It is a force of infinity, the never exhausting source of material abundance. Who, in their right mind, would neglect it?